Moral Orel Characters: Other Folks In Moralton, And Beyond
Ms. Censordoll
Fran Censordoll is the town librarian, employed at the Thomas Bowlder Library. She appears to be an elderly lady, but is actually only 40 years old. Ms. Censordoll is a puritanical woman who spends her time censoring and destroying books she considers immoral (which is to say, nearly all of them).
She also fights very hard to keep children away from "filthy thoughts", and leads protests in front of the local movie theater, even protesting such movies as The Ten Commandments and The Wizard of Oz. Her own indulgences got her in trouble in "Offensiveness" when "natural birth eggs", her "only indulgence", became outlawed and she was forced to find black market substitutes for her craving, thus falling into hypocrisy.
Doctor Potterswheel
An elderly doctor in charge of the local hospital. He is against euthanasia and is very quick to declare various diseases as "God's Will" in order to shirk responsibility whenever a patient dies on him. He does have basic medical knowledge but often forsakes it for blind faith. His morals are questionable, he has a nurse who has no medical qualifications, has been seen disposing used needles in an unsafe manner and once accepted blood from a drug-crazed and clearly under-aged Orel. In "Nature, part 2" he suggests that Orel eat fatty food in order to clot a gunshot wound in his leg.
Mr. Figurelli
Sal Figurelli is an Italian man of modest means. His character defined by his perpetually chipper and sunny attitude that never breaks even in the most of trying of circumstances (like getting pummeled from a drug-crazed Orel or getting his house fire bombed). He has held a variety of jobs. At times, he is running a store, a cat grooming business and drives a bus.
At his store Mr. Figurelli sells a variety of goods, from eggs to "hard milk". He is not above exploitive labor practices, and his home life is very unstable.
Gladys Foamwire
A spinster that was infamous for being a religious fantic even amongst the citizens of Moralton, she stalked Rev. Putty, and unbeknowst to him, stole a used tissue from his heart-shaped wastebasket in order to impregnate herself with his semen.
Stephanie
The heavily pierced proprietor of Moralton's lone adult-novelty and piercing shop. Despite her outside appearance, she is quite a warm and caring person. Stephanie gave Orel a Prince Albert and fast became friends with him, even commenting that he brings out her long-buried maternal streak.
It is revealed in "Be Fruitful and Multiply" that her mother, a crazed spinster named Gladys Foamwire (who was known as an extremely religious fanatic, even for Moralton) stole Reverend Putty's tissue box and used his sperm to impregnate herself. The rest of her childhood is described by Stephanie as "uninteresting" though it is clear that her rebellion stems from what was likely a very strict upbringing by her mother.
Officer Papermouth
One of Moralton's police officers. Very devout, he lists God and Jesus as his partners as he goes out to fight crime and takes time to lecture kids on the dangers of halloween - becoming devil worshippers. Never seen without a smile on his face and a gun in his hand. In the Halloween episode he easily demonstrated the kid's twisted view of right and wrong, i.e. horrifying them at the possibility of them becoming Buddhists, yet cheering them up by explaining that Jesus guides his bullets into the brains and lungs of criminals, followed by cheerfully waving around his gun and shouting "Pow, pow, pow!" In private it is revealed that Papermouth is quite wealthy but also lonely and spends time attempting to hit on the waitresses at the local pub - Forghetty's.
Mr. Creepler
The town's ice cream man. Very soft spoken, he can be found roving about the town in his ice cream truck at all hours of the day or night, selling a variety of Bible-themed frozen treats. In "Courtship" it is revealed that he is a pedophile with a fixation on Doughy, whom he attempts to lure into the back of his truck with promises of ice cream and other gifts.
The Christeins
Moralton's sole Jews for Jesus members. A stereotypical Jewish family in all but religion only - complete with nasally New York accents and a warped combination of their religions. They show their new found faith by wearing kippah's with crosses on them, mix in yiddish expressions with praise for Christ and menorahs that are divided in half. Despite their conversion to Christianity, the Christeins are treated with scorn by the townfolk - the family can be observed shifting uncomfortably when Putty warns threateningly that the Church could have been a synagouge if there was no Jesus and Mr. Figurelli once declares, "lousy Jew...for Jesus!" Two family members explored so far are Junior Christein - a boy who is in Orel's grade and is an exceptionally talented singer; and his Uncle Bernie Christein who is an influential figure on Broadway as a producer.
Link McMissons
A once frozen prehistoric cave man found during a forest scout trip that Orel quickly befriends. However, the cave man violently wrecks a church bake sale with the only possible solution being to educate him with God and Christian values.
He later becomes a popular conservative radio talk show host. Named 'Link McMissons', he derides anti-Christian theories and facts such as dinosaurs and evolution. During an interview, he is confronted with his own odd past and reverts back to his primal instincts.
Causing general havoc for the town, he is cornered and put into a freezer where he is forgotten and frozen yet again. In the future, he will apparently be found a young boy named Zorel, who bears a striking resemblance to Orel