About Shawn Struck

Writing

Blogging

Graphic & Web Design

Music

  • Nerdcore Hip Hop
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    Site Notes

    This website is coded completely in at mutant combination of a text editor (gedit) and Adobe Dreamweaver. 

    Images done in either Photoshop, The GIMP, or Flash (because Flash is an excellent vector-based drawing program, and also, I can't draw a straight line with a mouse to save my life).

    This website has been on the web in one form or another for 11 years and was formerly hosted on Angelfire, (back when all they gave users was half a meg, and that was PLENTY, consarnit), backup jackson, and saucybard.com. 

    Staff Credits

    shawnie!Name: Shawn David Struck

    Age: 28 years old

    Occupation: Web Design, Graphic Design, Writer, Designer, Former WWE Hardcore Champion

    Bio: Became WWE Hardcore Champion for 2 minutes during a commercial break on WWE Smackdown! after running up the entrance ramp, tripping over Mick "Mankind" Foley and accidentally pinning him. Shawn enjoyed his "15 seconds of fame" until he was defeated by the tag team "Arena Security".

    Desperate for a way to make a living, he volunteered to be injected with a so-called "super-serum" fortified with cosmic rays created by a mad scientist from another planet who was bitten by a radioactive spider after seeing his parents murdered by a falling meteor from the sky.

    The experiment turned out to be a success, as it granted him a heightened sense of graphic design.

    But every time he is in front of a microphone on karaoke night, he turns into the Incredible Doofus.

    toroth! Name: Toroth Dragon Struck

    Age: 3 (dragon) years old


    Occupation: Website Mascot, Ham Hunter, Title Holder "World's Cutest Dragon" 

    Bio: After Shawn came across a lonely looking large egg, he took it home. Being a devoted "Dragonriders of Pern" series reader, he knew a dragon egg when he saw one. Shawn kept the little egg warm, and soon after, it hatched. Toroth and Shawn have been inseparable since.

    Toroth has gotten very good at stalking ham in the wild. After capturing the "World's Most Kawaii Dragon" at the "Cute Baby Dragon World Invitational", Toroth capitalized on his popularity to become Shawn's Li'l Corner Of Cyberspace's mascot. He has used his title and influence to champion the cause of dragon-kind everywhere, and is founder of the "Ham For Baby Dragons" charity.

    His current projects include a children's book, a comic book, an animated Flash movie and successful potty-training.

    Artwork for the Toroth icon created by Tim Dawson.

     

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