This website is coded completely in a mutant combination of a text editor (gedit or notepad) and Adobe Dreamweaver.
Images made with either Photoshop, GIMP, or Illustrator.
This website has been on the web in one form or another for about 16 years and was formerly hosted on Angelfire, (back when all they gave users was half a meg, and that was PLENTY, consarnit), backup jackson, and saucybard.com.
Name: Shawn David Struck
Age: 33 years old
Occupation: Web Design, Graphic Design, Writer, Designer, Former WWE Hardcore Champion
Bio: Became WWE Hardcore Champion for 2 minutes during a commercial break on WWE Smackdown! after running up the entrance ramp, tripping over Mick "Mankind" Foley and accidentally pinning him. Shawn enjoyed his "15 seconds of fame" until he was defeated by the tag team "Arena Security".
Desperate for a way to make a living, he volunteered to be injected with a so-called "super-serum" fortified with cosmic rays created by a mad scientist from another planet who was bitten by a radioactive spider after seeing his parents murdered by a falling meteor from the sky.
The experiment turned out to be a success, as it granted him a heightened sense of graphic design.
But every time he is in front of a microphone on karaoke night, he turns into the Incredible Doofus.
Age: 3 (dragon) years old
Occupation: Website Mascot, Ham Hunter, Title Holder "World's Cutest Dragon"
Bio: After Shawn came across a lonely looking large egg, he took it home. Being
a devoted "Dragonriders of Pern" series reader, he knew a dragon egg
when he saw one. Shawn kept the little egg warm, and soon after, it hatched.
Toroth and Shawn have been inseparable since.
Toroth has gotten very good at stalking ham in the wild. After capturing the "World's Most Kawaii Dragon" at the "Cute Baby Dragon World Invitational", Toroth capitalized on his popularity to become Shawn's Li'l Corner Of Cyberspace's mascot. He has used his title and influence to champion the cause of dragon-kind everywhere, and is founder of the "Ham For Baby Dragons" charity.