A Portrait of the Webmaster As A Big Dork:
Yep.. here's what I look like, more or less. The photo below is about 3 years old; it was taken at my former job, Devine Media, by my co-worker and friend Debbie, with one of those spiffy whiz-bang digital cameras. You're probably expecting some self-depreciating comments, or "Oh, I'm such a troll" or something. Hey, I'm quite aware that I'm no Adonis... but I know that I ain't exactly Medusa, either. I'm quite pleased with my looks, thank you very much.
And I recently got a hair cut. Of course, now I can never get my hair to stop sticking up. And yes, in this photo, I have a grin like a 2nd rate game show host.
So, while I'm not trying to depreciate myself in any way, I just have one comment:
"Hey, would you like to buy a vowel?"
Oh, and for a more recent picture of me (circa Summer '02) with shorter hair, and wearing my new glasses, get to clickin'!
In addition, I have some other pics of me scanned, too. Wanna see?
"Lookin' too cool for school/to fool". ;) (tip of the keyboard to Andrew Taumoefalou for that line)
I've always wanted to be a manga character.
Here's a kawaii picture of me and my cousin Nate, when we were 3 1/2 and 2, respectively. I'm the one holding the kitten-cat.
When my good friend Scott Schnieder got the above photo of me, he decided to have a little fun with it by adding some "humorous" word balloons and such. Man, even the little me gets no respect, I tell ya!
